No personal conversation is recorded without the permission of the speakers or subjects. With the exception of myself, names have been changed to protect the humility of those who might otherwise become puffed up in consequence of the wittiness and/or sheer brilliance of their comments. My name has been changed to protect me from the acute self consciousness typical to those who easily become self conscious. If you recognize some of this conversation as your own and realize you know me, I advise you to consider that my most worldly possessions are a wimpy car and broken computer before you sue me for copyright. However if you desire to come speak between thee and me alone, I have mastered the art of the eloquent apology mingled with flattery for your benefit. Please comment; comments are almost always more entertaining than the posts themselves.